I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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