Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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