I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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