A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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