the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize