just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
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I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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