dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
In America we eat man semen.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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