So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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