I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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