so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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