i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
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