love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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