That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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