that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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