Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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