ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
