normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I have fence marks all over my body
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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