Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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