How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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