I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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