A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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