i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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