have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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