Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Randomize
