haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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