this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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