Have you finally orgasmed yet?
You smell like a Billy Joel song
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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