I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
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