Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
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