It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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