Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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