Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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