I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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