Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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