I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize
