i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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