don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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