Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
