his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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