Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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