i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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