I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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