I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
You can't motorboat a personality
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
Randomize