I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
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