her vagine was all disorganized.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
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