My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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