My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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