physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Someone shattered a urinal.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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