Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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