omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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