Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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