That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Randomize
