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Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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