i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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