:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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