I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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